we went to that german restaurant and drank out of the boots. Then I threw up into one
bahahahaha i would laugh soo hard if someone did this for me hahahaha this guy would become my best friend
After she came with my hands around her neck, she sat there for a minute and gave me the scuba diving sign for a-ok.
the fact that my dorm room overlooks a children's daycare is enough initiative for me to have safe sex.
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The goblet must only be used for good. And vodka. And anything t-pain would be proud of.
Then I realized I was alone sitting on the bathroom floor brushing my teeth at 2am laughing to myself.
Please just tell me how ugly she was so I can bask in the diminishingly small reassurance that might give me
He's just a really nice guy who stuck his tongue in the wrong place.
he fell down during beer pong and the chick told him to rub the sand out of his pussy and suck it up. i am in love
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This should be a warning to men everywhere: do not send pictures of your erect penis to women you hardly know - they will add cats and send them to all of their friends.
You know what's awkward? Being with your girlfriend and seeing her ex-boyfriend that she left for you while you've got a Ron Burgundy level awkward boner.
As I came the Sportcenter app played that "dah nuh nuh" chime. Top ten life highlight?
I will be the DD but everyone has to call me Mistress
I made it out of the house. Success.
It's not better out here. I'm at Target hyperventilating in the aisles.
I woke up with eight different shoes in my bed what the hell happened last night
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