absolutely 100% incorrect. and i love you more you silk skinned goddess
You're just mad at the fact that I want to be a car alarm.
We're friends with people in his circle of friends so we're half way in. It's like I've already given him a hand job.
I tried to fuck this guy who I'm pretty sure has an erectile dysfunction
That dude you fucked three years ago just won Jeopardy
I am getting drunk. And i'm going to paint my face and slide down the stairs like Pochahontas. Goodbye
Steve just broke his bong and some kid in an american flag bathing suit and no shirt just fell down the stairs. Its dangerous here
Like do you realize his dealer came out with a gun and we laughed like it was all just fun and games...
I made the jerking off hand motion to my mother by accident this morning. It was awkward for everyone involved.
im going to hold it over his head for all of eternity. when his children are born i am going to go to the hospital as his wife is giving birth and shove the picture in the childs face, so the first time they see their father is in a drunken stupor looking like a jackass.
2013: the year of legs covered in hair and pregnancy scares.
I mean really am I setting up a snapchat when I'm 40 so I can send nudes to my 23 yr old bf? yes, yes I am. Where is my life heading.
Holy shit last night was like the irresponsible Olympics for me
Anyways enough about genital fatigue...
Thrres cinnamon everywgte. Plead cine get me
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