i'm home, then i'll come over
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nvm.
there was a guy here who managed to get his head stuck in a fishbowl. no, I don't fuckin know how
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I need you to use more vowels.
She was our DD the least I could do is have sex with her. Even when drunk I'm still chivalrous.
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All I wanted was a "this is what America feels like" blowjob before I left. Is that too much to ask for?
This wedding is gonna be a disaster. I already had to turn down one of the groomsmen who offered me $100 to sleep with him next wknd.
Too low?
Yes.
Do you ever wonder what the men who we shamelessly objectify would think if they saw our texts in regard to them?
You just kept stroking his beard and thinking aloud that you wanted to rub your face all over it.
Haha he puts me in a mood mix of annoyed and... "just get in my pants"
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Girl re-adjusts bra, no one bats an eye. I re-adjust nuts, everyone stares.
I'll pass on that plan. The lack of my penis in new vaginas is no where on the itinerary.
He just started dry humping the air... I'm done
I'm not strong. I'm hormonal, sad, lonely, and trying to get laid via tinder
Say whatever the fuck you want about me, but leave my deceased cat out of it.
Nothing kills the mood like opening another guy’s dick pic in bed
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