You feel like going out tonight?
Does a 14yr-old girl look good beat up? I'll bring the handle
it sounds like her vocal chords are covered in pudding and rocks. come get me.
i barely touched his dick and all of a sudden he yells, "BONER!"
Stripper fight on main stage. It just happened. And it was glorious.
she took her bra off and it was like the puppet strings had been dropped. her tits totally deflated.
I didnt think the feeling of accomplishment for fucking brothers would be this great.
I don't remember... but puking on the bar sounds like me.
I just blew my weed a kiss
I just wanted to be the best at what I did even if that included sexing a whole fraternity or sorority ya know?
Just bumped into my ex. Blowing a dude in the ladies' room at Disney World. I guess it really was her not me.
she was puking nonstop out of the car window in the rain during our hour long drive back, we got lot of honks
So we decided we're going to stop having sex...except for tonight. And probably tomorrow.
We single women of America need to make America great again by refusing to fuck anyone who supports Trump.
Bear grylls would be proud of my improvisation. Just used her vibrator to massage my back after hurting it at work.
Think he has a gf
Yea that shit doesn’t necessarily stop me
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