so this rather large man keeps buying us drinks.......then he licked my face....i dont really care though because the drinks are good. Is this bad?
It was like his mom forgot to breastfeed him and he was making up for lost time.
the couple across the street's about to bang. go get the popcorn and come join us.
I have had it with that bitchy sack of crazy. Iam done!
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You held your own hair and threw up into a red cup...I think they were more amazed than upset.
she was pretty happy for someone in the middle of a herpes outbreak, how was i supposed to know?
There was a punch bowl full of straight vodka. Glass bowl, ladle, vodka, and no punch at all. It was something of a rough night
Ya bro it was wild. Hey, is latex digestible?
Now you know for the next time you go in the basement to wear a helmet
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I feel as though sleeping all day due to the effects of prescription painkillers paid for by union insurance made this the most American day ever for me
You know you have crossed to the dark side of marriage when a nap is more important than jacking off
Yep I can make a seagull sound. It's identical. I tried it. They thought I was talking to them. It's pretty cool.
Do you still have "be bumpin" written on your ass in glitter pen? Who brings a glitter pen to a bar? Or pulls there ass out for that matter...
She made me pour olive oil on her.
She's wear your skin crazy! Is it wrong that I'm gonna fuck her 1 more time though?
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