Also my back is semi rug burned and I'm holding you fully responsible.
I would love to give you more rug burn
I forgot i ate a salad for dinner, so while i was barfing in his toilet, i kept screaming "i ate leaves?? i cant believe you let me eat leaves!"
Definitely saw about 20 people at my final that were never present before. It's like seeing who's gonna be serving me fries in 4 years.
I just woke up to people screaming "funnel" in my kitchen....
Happy St. Patrick's Day.
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no jill really. Evrything around me is talking to me. The plant, my dog, the tv,the lamp. Its amazing.
did you find a tooth?
did you lose one?
I obviously couldn't but this on your fbook wall. I would get judge. I would willingly get tbagged by him. You can quote me on that.
Second night back. Go to house party and played ring of fire. Me plus five other people completely naked. College wins.. It's going to be a long semester
Driving to get a preg test with my ex, wearing my unicorn hat
You are so not ready for motherhood
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Drunk cheerio confetti may seem like a brilliant idea when your drunk, but believe me, the next day, its a horrible, horrible mess.
Was that your vagina? Received a text pic from a number I didn't recognize. Shaved, so no hair color cues. But it looked like your lips.
I think that's the key to being an adult though... Get those rapid fire beer shits out I the way early, then you can go about your grown man business
I'm not sure when I will get off this toilet at work but it's not looking promising
I finally broke my dry spell. I did it. D-do-da-Dora.
HIS DICK ISNT BIG ENOUGH FOR HIM TO BE THAT PROUD OKAY
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