Grown men dancing to Spice Girls and a girl wearing one shoe. I belong here
He gave me an orgasm with his left hand...and he's right handed. Of course he's a keeper.
If youre the one that ate my brownies this morning I only have two things to say to you
Those had pot in them
And good luck on your interview asshole
He said my labia gave my vagina a "cute personality"
I may have just serenaded the sadface couple sitting on a bench outside the dorm by singing Bye Bye Bye.
did you see me getting spanked by that lady cop who was a guy?
your vagina must have magic restorative powers I feel rested and powerful this morning.
Andy was trying to screw his door shut from the inside so no one could get in.
Sorry, fell into some ass. Call you tomorrow.
sweet sixteen by hillary duff just came on and i feel like i let lizzie mcguire down for being such a stoner
While he was at a job interview yesterday, I was dropping acid. So that's the aesthetic of our relationship rn.
The man sent me a video of him doing the helicopter, the least I can do is go visit him in the hospital
Idk I think he's weird but he's also from Wisconsin so that might have something to do with it.
Oh god I just had an orgasim riding my bike. I need to get laid pronto.
I've had way too many dicks in my mouth the past two weeks. Ready to go back to school and be a doctor now
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