His vagina is bleeding blood all over the court
Nice. Sry i missed. Also sorry that i pissed on my toothbrush last nite
Sink seemed easy target but balance was no good
I'm drinking while my friends build sand castles, now I know how my dad used to feel
I think horse shit smells the best of all shits.
Let's play a little game called "Chill the Fuck Out" - you're our first contestant
stop changing my ringtone to people fucking, it looks bad at work
No. Please No. At first it was cool when you started bring an extra girl home for me but after 2 cycles of clap medicine I'm putting an end to it.
Isn't that the only thing she's good at? Complaining and blow jobs?
I remember sitting there at the toilet, bleeding everywhere and thinking, "I walked from my bedroom to here. What happened?"
as he pulled out he yelled "no kids!" and then passed out on top of me
I told him that his face would look perfect between my legs. One of my most successful strategies yet.
I ate her out for so long I might actually shit a vagina
if youre gonna throw up it might as well taste like christmas :S
Be there in 20. Want icecream?
sex. I want sex. I like where your heads at though.
Dennis picked up a 50 year old woman. Then he and Dan got in a fight and jumped out of the limo. No one knows what happened to them.
Randomize
