The maid of honor just puked.
I'm still reeling over the fact that you beat us all at Risk while you were flat on your ass drunk and falling asleep on South America.
just found out i fit into magnum condums. this is going to be the best weekend ever
In Denver there are more bars per capita than any other city also the healthiest city. That means lots of drunk girls and no fatties.
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I learned an important lesson this weekend.... I'm way to good at sex to travel for it. From now on he drives here...
you fully convinced the taxi driver that we were in a race
Apparently she buried shit in the snow back in January and now that it's melted I found a flip flop, 4 spoons, a bottle of smirnoff, and 14 different candy bars
Like not in a "I wanna have sex with you way" more like a "I wanna cuddle your mustache way"
First of all guys don't have walks of shame. Secondly there is nothing more epic than riding the skytrain in a toga while everyone else is going to work
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The toilet wouldn't flush at the club so I literally just shat in the garbage.
I recall trading my iPhone watch for a carton of Marlboros.
He wants me to fart in his mouth and is offering me SOOOO much coke. I'm stuck between a rock and a hard place. GIVE ME ADVICE.
I was just dry heaving outside of the Chem building when a guided tour walked by. Welcome to the Maritimes kids...
She's gonna be mad if she finds out you put weed in her house warming cookies
Turns out naked twister is less fun than it sounds. I can never look Lee in the eye again. But Aimee's boobs are glorious.
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