hows the new call of duty?
I only had sex with the game case so far, but that part was awesome.
so i told him i have my period and he put his head by my vagina and said "I HATE YOU!"
I just wanna buy a tempur-pedic so i can drink in bed and not spill
Went to the doctors. She saw my " I love beer" tattoo. All she said was " My drunken tat is of just one word. "Cornnuts.". Then said Mexico was "awesome." And sent me on my way. Yeah. She's my favorite doctor.
I think it's time we have the "weird fetish" talk.
you dragged me by my throat over to the shots. this is a new level of alcoholism..
There's a bed on the roof. The window behind it is too small for it to go through. I'm impressed.
don't be alarmed if you come back and i'm passed out drunk and naked cuddling with the franzia.
Gees I domt know what your deal was. You kept looking at Nick and shaking your head frantically and doing a weird motion with your hands
Tgat was the small dick alert
Haha you were definitely messed up. Let me know if you need anything
Could really use a time machine and a higher self esteem, in that order
just had sex on top of a camper looking at the stars, BEAT THAT.
Probably TMI here but I just rubbed one out while listening to thunderstruck, almost ripped my dick off.
If so I'm coming over there. There's no way I'm having "hello, how are you" conversations with my neighbors on acid
His Australian accent during sex made me think I was in an Outback Steakhouse commercial
He was publicly touching my boobs before I even knew he's a famous World Cup skier.... That's how hot he was
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