it's official, after last weekend my girl number is higher than my guy number. fix this.
She almost killed me. The shot she handed me had tacks in it. Wtf?!
I normally need adult supervision or a babysitter, but I refuse to let someone keep me from making irresponsible and wrong decisions at the bar on my last bday ill ever have in texas
Me and two guys that I made Eskimo bros all soberly slept together in my bed
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The highlight of the night was when he yelled "WAS THIS CONDOM MADE FOR TODDLERS??"
btw im having a "its finally warm enough for a bbq in Toronto" party tonight. bring all the alcohol you have. and hamburger buns.
You suck at answering, but you did manage to avoid a fun conversation about hemorrhoids. So maybe you're great at answering.
FINE YOU CAN EAT HOT WINGS WHILE WE HAVE SEX
i peed in the parking lot at work not even thinking, a woman saw
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Do you want to go soon I'm overthinking life and my butthole again
Love waking up to a new contact named “Pizza” btw
They think I'm one of them. I'm about to get drunk in a Santa suit and bust down the door singing Christmas carols.
I see more hoeing in ur future
Go ahead without me. This chick is buying me drinks and just found out her husband is cheating on her. I think I just found the next level of revenge fucking: Scorned Trophy Wife Sex
I’m tired of his bullshit and premature ejaculation. I’m going to hotel bars and finding a guy who is DTF
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