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I wanna fuck padma even more now that she's preggers. Is that sick?
Yes but- 100% agreed
Just saw a teacher from our school with his wife... Now i really know how little teachers get paid.
Tomorrow's thirsty thursday is now sponsored by the three time champion, chemisty failure. celebration starts asap.
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Im making gravy in a lace bra and jeans. Just call me the southwern wet dream
Dad just showed up on someone else's golf cart, filled an ice chest with booze and left while yelling "SHINANIGANS!!!!" this is going no where fast.
I waxed the left side of it and was in too much pain to do the right side so my crotch looks like cruella devil
We didn't have sex because he locked himself in the bathroom and passed out while he was taking a shit. I cuddled with his cat.
REALLY should have cleaned under my bed before I had my parents come help me pack...things my parents just found: several condoms and a bottle of lube. My mom when she found a condom: "ooo ribbed. Laura's a lucky girl"
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The whole time we were fucking I kept thinking, "My dad would love this cologne. I'll have to ask him where he got it." the highlight of the night is that I figured out my dad's birthday gift.
Well I'm missing half a toenail if that's any indication of my night
MILK DIDN'T HELP. IT'S NOT HELPING
Fuck you. I've got onesies to keep me warm at night. And this bottle.
Oh, I also stabbed a guy Friday and he still asked me out
Imma go take shower so I can cleanly change into my drinking underwear.
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