i was so high i thought his mole came off and was flying around
I wonder if you could grow some weed in a chia pet
i'm transferring to degrassi. i don't care that it's severely canadian. classes are five minutes long, there's no actual work and you can get oot of class whenever you want to go have a dramatic scene with someone in the hall
Speaking of morons, I just found half a Subway sandwich in the bathroom drawer You or your brother?
The guatemalans kept making all these sexual suggestions ... With the corn
Good point, clearly my love of penis contributed to my torn knee ligament.
i still can't believe we survived that barcrawl. the third bar had bullet holes and we still went in.
Until this weekend, a man hadn't made me orgasm since the night Obama was elected. Now THAT is change I can believe in.
We had hangover sex and then I called a taxi home. Told him I didn't want his number because, if it was meant to be, we would fuck again. He called me the queen of one night stands.
He sent me a text from across the party that said "your sexy." I just couldn't.
I was just tryna bring you beer girl. I should've known you'd be shirtless though
Turns out Edward 40 hands and life-sized jenga is really hard...Didn't stop you from trying. How is your concussion?
Sorry I sent you a video of a singing reverend last night, I was really high.
It's 4/20 and I spent the morning in the gym and am working later tonight. I don't even have any weed. Why am I adult-ing again?
Literally breaking up to my boyfriend while jamming out to Feraglicious
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