I've already planned a drinking game for mtvs jersey shore....jagerbomb everytime they do
i can't believe i had a foursome before a threesome
She just said, "are my livers going to die?"
Feeling better?
I can stand long enough to do the dishes finally. Been trying that all day.
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OH MY GOD I JUST WANT TO GO HOME AND FART ALL NIGHT.
It felt like Party Santa dropped by and gave us two more 18-packs.
Delivery driver perk #327: I just paid for part of the security deposit on my new place in pizza. This oughta be a fun renting experience.
And if it ever comes down to tax or healthcare benefits we can get married
That's the sweetest thing I've ever heard
I'm drinking coffee out of a pasta sauce jar and eating fruit soaked in Smirnoff. I think I've hit rock bottom.
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Hella random but just hear me out...A bar that is a petting zoo. Bitches love petting zoos.
The hotel had a helipad. Of course we had sex on it.
If you had a dick, I would hope it falls off and comes back to haunt you while fucking your ears at night. But you don't. But if you did, that's how mad I am at you
mid-october of freshman year. goals have shifted from "no more guys on my floor" to "all the guys on my floor."
I mean, we were all drinking, but I'm pretty sure kidnapping came up.
Well when you come back we can have a huge bitch fit...or get really drunk....whichever comes first
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