Remember that sex scene from American Psycho?
Ya, why?
We should try that some time.
Went to gas station for smokes. three cops pulled in. got gas i didn't need. found diff gas station.
good choice.
I saw his package. It spoke to me.
Do they make some cleansing product for your soul? Like mouthwash that makes you not a skank? Or is that what religions for?
Eh, i think it's called sobriety. But its not fun.
You covered in salsa con queso would take care of all of my cravings right now
I got to watch him fuck me from behind in the reflection of an ornament. so glad I decorated.
idk if ive ever seen a picture of him on facebook with his pants on
Can you do me a favor and fuck someone with a car so I can get a ride home?
one night of dollar margs at dinner and dollar beers at the bar later, i am throwing up in his shower and gurgling soap and water to kill the taste of sin in my mouth. dollar days need to stop endng like this.
I'm trying to have a "pick me up from my house so I can get completely annihilated night" any takers? Cmon people this is what friends are for
Just heard the words 'Pussy Riot' on NPR...I almost crashed my car.
Did you really lure me out of the bar with a blond holding a dunkin donuts bag? Well played sir, well played.
The only thought that went through my head was "that would be an absolute disaster" so of course I said yes
It's 9:07 in the morning and I am so hungover right now I'm about to take the kids I'm babysitting to mf'ing Popeyes bc that's all I want in this world
I buy a new bowl every time I get a new guy. It's retail therapy.
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