Chicken burrito, or no deal.
Is that code for my vagina?
Who the fuck has ever referred to a vagina as a chicken burrito
You know ure stoned when u start thinking about making a bacon smoothie
When I asked if she spit or swallow she replied "I never learned how to spit"
When did we start counting Thursdays as weekends?
When we got our fake ids in grade 11, why?
I just feel like it's time to start counting wednesdays as well...
when i start to cry when i lose at mario kart is when you should put me to bed
We're playing fucking games. GAMES. THIS IS BULL SHIT. IM GOING TO THROW UP ON THE BABIES AND LEAVE.
ur roommate just sent me a pic of us fucking. i'm not coming over anymore.
this is getting really bad. i thought the chandelier in the dining room was one of those claws from the claw games in an arcade and i spent the past five minutes jumping left to right so the claw wouldn't grab me
I'll be there. With Doritos and whisky. Don't expect much more.
I remember seeing his penis I just dont know exactly what I did with it
Finally buying a camera. Missed out on recording a 3way last night. Hindsight. Ugh.
HOLD ONTO YOUR PANTIES AND SAY GOODBYE TO THE REMAINDER OF YOUR INTEGRITY
my throat is bruised, my back is scarred, my vagina feels like it's going to fall off.. you're like godzilla. you destroy everything.
He said we were going to get fucked up in the woods so here we are
YOU WAXED MY CAT YOU SICK FUCK
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