dont worry your back hair reminds me of angel wings
I'm totally counting that party when he kept putting his hands down my pants as a date.
I'm not saying he's gay. Just that he prob knows what a dick tastes like
today is the best snowday of my entire life. also its no shirt day.
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oh i have no idea about his personality. i imagine it's the same as it was- except now combined with a receding hairline and a beer gut
please dont make me drink to the titanic soundtrack
As a female I reserve the right to put my ipod in my cleavage because I have no pockets and not get judged by other girls right??
I fucking, woke up on a couch with a towel as a blanket to someones lion king ringtone.
The drunk fake out is her specialty. She'll agree to come with us and two seconds later we check to make sure she's still there and we see her booking it down the hall in the opposite direction.
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Due to last night I think a roommate constitution should be made. The first law will be designed to prevent any chicks below a 4 to enter the house.
Trying to do the walk of shame over here WHY are there a hundred ppl on the el?! Thank god I pulled a summit and wore casual clothes I even stopped by the farmers market and bought some squash
Bobbing for jello shots in a bucket of long island. Fast track to alcohol poisoning.
HOW AM I SUPPOSED TO BE A DRUNK WHEN ALL MY ENABLERS ARE BUSY?!
Being severely attracted to someone you find is your cousin just made my list of top 10 worst feelings
Eaten today: granola bar, pumpkin donut, and fritos. Oh, college nutrition.
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