I'm 99% sure that for 3 hours I thought you were British. We must smoke that again.
Just mixed Baileys and yoohoo. I feel like an alchoholic 2nd grader.
can't believe I ate straight coffee grounds to stay awake for that
A 12 year old Canadian kid said I was a pussy for only buying a 28-pack. I fit in better in this country.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
I only have two new blunt burns this year as opposed to freshman year's 6. This is growing up.
Already puke and ralleyd and dressed like a bear.
yea man just watch out- theres a shitload of broken glass in your bed
also since I use google voice my ads in gmail switched to DUI services after this conversation
michael burned off one of his eyebrows making a pizza so he had to shave off the other one to make it look even. it doesn't look right, but I'd still bang him.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Impressive. I've never gotten straight denied and then chased the guy naked out of my own apt. I'll remember that next time.
it's all fun and games til I text you in last nights clothes with a head bleed
It's like he drunk calls 6 times for me to come over, but can't say hello at lunch.
Hey guys.. So I accidentally broke the front door last night
You think the guy at the speed wash knows he needs to scrub the vomit off the side of my car?
He knew.
imagine the bill from school house rock beating the shit outta you
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