It's what's on the inside that counts(972): They probably have big open vaginas so the inside is no good
What's the big deal? you guys fuck
3 times is my limit. I don't even want to know you exist after 3 times
I just negotiated a blow job for an interview.
This is final. The chair stays in the bathroom, we are too old to be puking from the floor, grown ups sit in chairs infront of the toilet to puke.
Or grown ups don't drink themselves into vomiting.
For a limited time only, free special muffin with the referral of a loyal dro customer! Have it for breakfast and be happy off your ass all day! Guaranteed! New member must buy at least an eighth. Oh and O's are on sale for 280.
You. Win. At. Life.
That does it. We're drinking til we're pirates.
I told the guy that if he didn't put enough pepperoni to earn the name " pepperoni feast", that I was gonna sue him for all he had. Believe it or not, that's all I remember.
Will you trust fall hold me, so I can pee of this building.
You know you're hung over when the glare from the cream cheese on your bagel is just too bright...
Not only did I get the promotion, but last night after sex he took me outside and let me hold it for him while he peed in the snow. I made a heart. This week is going amazing
I'm gonna try and get through this weekend sober, which is gonna be tough especially since I've already started drinking.
he said "GREAT SCOTT" as he was cumming.
It's official cum is not a great leave in conditioner
He licked me while I ate pretzels and chips. I was really living my best life.
wow. that really looks like a penis. not a top hat
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