I need a slap back to reality. Or at least a slap back to homosexuality
I was scared of Debbie's boobs today. They were all huge and scary looking
chasing shots of tequilla with sun chips. its doable but not recommended
come on don't hate me. your brother looks just like you its almost a complement that i had sex with him.
you woke me up at 7 am banging on my wall.. what the hell
thats the international knock for joint time
French people screaming and throwing stuff out the window. We told the manager and he's pissed and going up there. This is gonna be like cops. Maybe better than cops.
My only regret is that I have but one penis to give to your vagina.
I told him to pick up the beer can he threw in front of the police station. So he gets out chugs whatever's left and throws it back and says ok let's go.
Get this. He's a red head and he works at country oven bakery. He will forever be known as the gingerbread man.
Btw. Being a stripper for a week without anyone knowing to pay off my school loan is no longer in my agenda.
I'm putting my hangover kit in my car for the trip to work tomorrow morning. Dedication
I have never appreciated strippers so much. Ma'am, you are an artist
My relationship: I'm wearing batman panties and a tiara right now trying to get laid and he's doing dishes.
we should most definitely have a fire extinguisher in the apartment. like... for sure
you thought the best thing to say to him was "you aint no fuckin cop"
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