no really all good couples have similar hair colors!
There's been so much talk around your vagina it's like a local celebrity
On my list on ridiculous morning after bus rides home, still sopping wet and carrying a giant straw hat is definitely top five
will emailing you the 64 kama sutra positions I want to try during the 3 days your here turn you on or terrify you?
5am update: in a toga seeing triple made out with both sexes
Don't even start with me. You know damn well if you walked into a bathroom with two girls naked in the shower you would stay too. Regardless how drunk I was or whether or not you were my ride.
Body shots with my MILFs MILF!!
All I did was send my mom an ecard
You know your night is done when the police confiscate your bra at high school basketball game
What's more sad than going to Target to buy Plan B and the new Sam Smith album?
She kissed me, then said "mmm your face tastes like it needs my pussy on it."
After we finished having phone sex he proceeded to serenade me with Ave Maria. It was magical.
Ok thats great. so just to recap: you fucked a billionare in his penthouse last night, and I had a glass of wine on the toilet.
Jesus when did you leave my house? I found 2 bottles of wine, vodka, and a book with blow all over it wondering if I was read bedtime stories
If you wanna fuck the pudding, fuck the pudding. Just not the chocolate, Im gonna eat that.
They stopped fighting to partake in M&Ms and porn.
Randomize
