Yeah I'm pretty much like lane on gilmore girls except my mom doesn't look so mean all the time.
I didn't know that people actually queef. Is this a real thing?
I believe so, yes.
Would you be offended if I asked if it has happened to you?
we are driving next to a guy driving and masturbating while looking at a naked magazine. I love LA
Weird. Haha. I guess taking advice from batman is a good idea.
...I woke up with a yo yo in my underwear...
I didn't know it was possible to make picking up dog shit look sexy.
She did the bend and snap...
I made out with Jen. We were naked. I'm still gay. Forever
Just once I'd like to do blow in a nice bathroom.
Did i tell you that he's legal and i got his number? Because he's legal and i got his number. THIS BITCH AIN'T GOING TO JAIL YET
Ever walked into a basement full of 10 guys jerking it to a live stripper? Cause I have. Always confirm the address of a house party. Always.
My new hobby is moving his stuff to random places in the house. Good luck making a smoothing at 6:30 in the morning, the blender top's in the dog food container
Our DD painted my costume on me for tonight. The strippers have been teaching him how to paint costumes.
If God invented something better than rough, drunken, lesbian sex he kept that shit to himself.
i want to platonically make out with them, platonically. in the back of this minivan
I've reached the last of the wine in my cup so now I have to sit up in my bed to get it through the crazy straw
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