i wouldnt be suprised if in indian your name meant "walking lie"
My mom gets in bar fights. She doesn't go to bed early.
just jacked off in the bed i was conceived in.
fyi, take the long route to the library. the "can i be your baby daddy?" homeless man migrated back for winter
Any little, cute, petite blondes with you?
Nah, I got some slutty brunettes though.
She had a baby and now works at Hooters. She is the poster child for peaking in high school.
I have a plus one for the Blackout Express, should I pen in your name?
Pre-drinking/conditioning my liver for this impending hurricane party associated with cat. 2 hurricane Irene. Be ready to roll in a weather channel minute.
She kept looking at me and saying "you are the scary high".
Your French couch surfers have just started playing flip cup with old crow. Basically you need to come back here
i vomited out of my nose in three different houses so far, i will be back for my boots tomorrow
Oh my lord it is too early in the morning to be that horny freak
my vagina doesn't wear a watch
He was publicly touching my boobs before I even knew he's a famous World Cup skier.... That's how hot he was
If he thinks I'm canceling my orgy to coddle his stupid fucking behavior, he has another thing coming
Took the ex out to the bar, then left with her and her best friend....and you said this was a bad thing.
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