ok think of it like jelly beans. if you can learn to like the licorice ones, youll always have lots of them because no one else wants them. its the same with fat chicks
she starting giving me head in the taxi..the driver told her to stop..she looked up, said "I'm the birthday girl", and kept on doing what she was doing.
conquered wheelchair sex. it's rather convenient. you'd think it was made for it, with all those handles and adjustable features.
So just to get a feel for things...how prone are you to male Amish strippers...
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So I managed to get the bitch who has been copying off me all semester in History to copy the names of Pokemon towns off my test.
...oh my god that's like anal suicide
I'm aware. I'm writing the eulogy for my colon as we speak.
What's worse: not calling my parents in Dallas to make sure they're alright or not taking shelter to masturbate all over my douchebag roommates clothes?
I worry about you.
Technically my penis started a fight tonight
I gasped. Both pairs of lips did.
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Dude if you're not gonna answer them I'm gonna stop snapchatting you my hook ups
I'm so high that I'm intently watching my neighbor move his car back and forth in order to put his motorcycle in the garage, and getting irritated that it seems so complicated.
You must have my penis confused with someone else's...which is disappointing
Well, let's just say, I got that eye patch like we were joking about
Can I fire a pigeon out of a t shirt gun?
He struggled for a second trying to unhook my bra and I said "4/10. Novice."