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• (508): View more from Massachusetts

  ok think of it like jelly beans. if you can learn to like the licorice ones, youll always have lots of them because no one else wants them. its the same with fat chicks

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• (248): View more from Michigan

  she starting giving me head in the taxi..the driver told her to stop..she looked up, said "I'm the birthday girl", and kept on doing what she was doing.

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• (586): View more from Michigan

  conquered wheelchair sex. it's rather convenient. you'd think it was made for it, with all those handles and adjustable features.

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• (330): View more from Ohio

  So just to get a feel for things...how prone are you to male Amish strippers...

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• (508): View more from Massachusetts

  So I managed to get the bitch who has been copying off me all semester in History to copy the names of Pokemon towns off my test.

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• (260): View more from Indiana

  ...oh my god that's like anal suicide

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  I'm aware. I'm writing the eulogy for my colon as we speak.

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• (817): View more from Texas

  What's worse: not calling my parents in Dallas to make sure they're alright or not taking shelter to masturbate all over my douchebag roommates clothes?

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  I worry about you.

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• (920): View more from Wisconsin

  Technically my penis started a fight tonight

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• (910): View more from North Carolina

  I gasped. Both pairs of lips did.

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• (610): View more from Pennsylvania

  Dude if you're not gonna answer them I'm gonna stop snapchatting you my hook ups

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• (918): View more from Oklahoma

  I'm so high that I'm intently watching my neighbor move his car back and forth in order to put his motorcycle in the garage, and getting irritated that it seems so complicated.

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• (806): View more from Texas

  You must have my penis confused with someone else's...which is disappointing

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• (916): View more from California

  Well, let's just say, I got that eye patch like we were joking about

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• (417): View more from Missouri

  Can I fire a pigeon out of a t shirt gun?

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• (815): View more from Illinois

  He struggled for a second trying to unhook my bra and I said "4/10. Novice."

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