"Morning after" poops are always like, interesting.
soooo we both peed the bed last night...
gave you a haircut while you slept. Please don't kill me.
He said he has something to give me... I swear to God if it's a joint or a framed picture of his penis i'm going to kill him
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Everyone looked at me like I just fucked a gopher and was wearing it like a hat
He left npr on the whole time when we were doing it. ironic that i lost it on the 100th anniversary of the titanic. thanks michelle norris.
Also I think I'm starting to get calluses on my hands from my level of sexual activity
My boyfriend sold my favorite shoes right off my fucking feet last night outside the bar. It might have played a part in our breakup today.
Like, I can't stand that bitch, but i genuinely hope she gets the help she needs
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I just remember banging him and then at some point I went and took a shower and went and laid in the closet
Currently on my Sunday walk of shame. Should I go to church?
stupid neighbors doing stupid yard work with their stupid kids when i want to do drugs in the backyard
Hows your mom
Shes good, she claims she wasnt drunk
Video on mandys page of you drinking upside down was finally put up...too bad all the comments were about me and him fighting in the background while he screamed "BLOW BIG BETSY!'
Where are all your bongs? Your Dad wants to make sure they're put away before his family gets here.
Umm....in my room, on my closet, under the bed and behind my laptop.
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