READY
for what?
TO HAVE SEXXXX
i think you have the wrong number
dude on moped wearing crocs...somebody get this guy his man card back
Life is so much better after having sex.
He seriously just asked the doctor if taking the medicine for chlamydia was going to cut into his drinking time. Never let it be said that he is not dedicated.
Just saying goodbye until I figure this whole "warrant out for my arrest" thing
Bisexual Viking-cowboy hybrid is at the bar again
Dibsssss
My clit is not a Gobstopper. Cut it out.
Oh, I never thought you were a dick. You were one of the best morally comprised ideas I've ever had.
There is a hatefuck that has the destruction level of an atom bomb raging through my viens just aching to vaporize her.
I feel like he has a double life, why was he walking around at 3 am with a backpack?
You decided it was too difficult to walk down the stairs so you just rolled across his kitchen floor laughing like a maniac and trying to drink at the same time
I haven't been hungover in so long I'm actually looking forward to it
Something tells me your "Titties for Tracy Morgan" fundraiser won't pan out.
Oh, and Harry Potter. We could be fuck-and-Harry-Potter buddies.
I'd like to thank Vicodin for getting me through family thanksgiving once again.
Randomize
