I'm towing my little brother down the road on a sixty year old tractor, we're taking up the whole highway, and no one cares. I love South Dakota.
I almost didn't recognize her with a shirt on.
i said send nudes i get bra and panties. thats not what i fucking asked for.
I had to puke in a pizza box on the drive home. People saw.
Some creeps at the festival started talking to me, so I told them I was going change my tampon. Worked like a charm.
You're always so generous when it comes to your dick.
How many stacks you been grindin gangsta?
omg mom no
It's so blood brotha crip what be good
The last thing I remember was riding in a grocery cart with two strangers while a cop pushed us
I just want to be able to run around naked and eat grass with no judgments and have people feed me and expect me to sleep all the time.
Is it bad that I've been making new friends through your vagina networking? I don't think so
I've got a 90 day supply of amoxicillin in case of zombie or chlamydia outbreak
My sex life is driven by spite and alcohol
Where'd you go?
Laundry, im. A responsible drunk
can you bring the lube to algebra tomorrow
Did I ever tell you what happened that night after he ran you over?
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