I cheated on you last night. I slept with my laptop.
Update. It gets worse. A) he's done viagra and B) he wears socks at all times.
Went to mcdonalds... Wishing I could throw up the last 20 hours of my life.
They had half off shots during the fourth quarter. I was powerless.
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i promise ill be ok...btw im only considered "not ok" if i end up in the hospital.
He came up and told us to watch as he chugged his beer with no hands. Then asked if he could come drunk swimming with us.
Dan I was a mess I made out with a 40 yr old who gave me a wad of cash for Christmas. Like wtf
I drank toilet water last night, I can't answer you because my phone is in rice.
Last time Jon threw a party I woke up on my porch, no shirt but 4 bras on, and "make better life choices" written on my stomach in sharpie
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we dropped acid in chinatown. worst. idea. ever. too many colors. and nobody has any idea where steve is.
Hey the moment you step into my house, find me IMMEDIATELY so we can pinky promise on not roping anyone at the party into yet another threesome
For a second I thought he was going to give me an intervention
You can't give interventions in a bar!
Is it bad that I like to have a guy to flirt with in every class? I feel like it's excellent motivation: to shave, to shower and to show up.
Please god tell me you aren't pregaming your date alone.
The weekend was a blur. There was vodka and penises and orgasms. I played a game of Cock Roulette and won big
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