At what point did we cease to have vaginas?
Sometime in the sweat pants phase freshman year.
so that guy from last night texted me saying i flashed half of my extended family last night. so classy.
anyone who buys me chipotle gets an automatic hj
i carry sandwiches in my pockets more than any normal person should
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"Take a picture of me motorboating molly" was probably not my best career move
explaining to a nurse how i all most cut my finger off playing beer pong, she def just hand me a AA booklet.
Using our apartments online floor/space planner to see how many beer pong tables we can fit. Dont think they had this in mind when they put this thing online.
Probably not lol but were fitting as many as possible
Either your boy toy or the kid who pulled a knife on me in high school is here
So if a girl goes for it you're gonna stop her and tell her you gave up ejaculation for lent?
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Looks like he unfriended you too. I feel like we were both just handed negative pregnancy tests.
I mean my dick does have feeling again, which is a step in the right direction
The CEO is puking on the sidewalk and the HR director just offered me coke. Engineers have the best parties
You kept pointing at me and saying I'm getting chicken parmesan and no one is going to stop me
He started planning our future mid-hookup. You tell me how my night was.
She's the other freshman on this drunken voyage
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