You hurt me so bad and it feels so good
if it were possible I'd exchange my vagina for a diff one on the black market.
My vagina is so ashamed right now. It won't even look at me.
I'm at the house listening to vengaboys alone. Please come home.
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If our dicks could shake hands in congratulations they would
If you listen closely you can hear the sound of inbreeding and shame.
She was purple for Halloween. She literally spray-painted herself purple and called it a costume. It won't come off.
Omg. The news was on TV while I was giving him a bj...when the weatherman said its a beautiful start to December, he groaned and said it sure is.
The fact that me being able to walk down stairs is an accomplishment in my books pretty much explains how I am
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And thanks! There are perks to polyamory. And birthday orgies are one of them
Ok maybe now I get why I'm single I think I just broke a rib pooping
So I'm hiding in my bathroom smoking bowls because my landlords kids came over to visit my dog... My life has reached a new low
Jesus when did you leave my house? I found 2 bottles of wine, vodka, and a book with blow all over it wondering if I was read bedtime stories
april was a good month for me, sexually...doubled my number, had a threesome, fucked a girl for the first time and two different boys in one night. there should be a medal
QUICK FAX ME THE BALL
Not how faxing works at all btw
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