i hate this light. i wouldnt even hook up with me in this light
I'll let you put expensive food in me, but really, not much else.
i soberly give you permission to do that to me when im drunk
is it possible for your nipples to fall off? if so mine might. they hurt so bad...
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we were all standing in the kitchen taking shots and we look over at you and your face is in the plate of spaghetti you were eating.
literally hosing herself off in my back yard with the hose. i offered her the shower but she refused. that drunk.
Congratulations on your lack of fetus.
Judging by my bruises, I know I took more than one tumble. I probably pulled u down w me, and then punched you in the knee. Been trying to find a place to fix my phone between naps today. Almost no place accepts hand js as currency these days. 2013 is gonna be expensive and whorey.
Diet Starts Tomorrow! Guy from McDonalds asked if I got a new car...
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I'm in the ER bruh, I went skinny dipping last night and a cat fish bit my dick.
I would have rather been getting my vagina slowly waxed all day then be here.
I am so disappointed that he didn't steal a Christmas tree last night.
Well, he kept asking me if I was going to murder him once we got upstairs. It sort of killed the mood.
If history is any guide, his morals are no match for my tits
thank you for the vibrator recommendation, i've come six times today and it's only noon
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