and that's when the elephants and penises started dancing on the ceiling
the biggest problem in our relationship is that im team edward and my boyfriend is team jacob
Ok I might come if this chair quits being so great...I'm also seeing this bush in the corner turn into a witch
Dude i thought about you literally the second after I came. This friendship is starting to cross some serious boundaries
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not much just sitting outside his bathroom door naked eating cheetoes. You?
I found ecstasy taped in my armpit... thank you drunk Marissa.
Solid teamwork gives us a good shout of both bringing home trophy cougs
I would just like to point out that someone I had sex with drove me so I could have sex with you. I deserve some type of "most loyal booty call ever" award.
I solemnly swear I will not get your boyfriend puke in public drunk again
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I needed to bring way more fireball to class to match this professors intensity
He handed me a beer to drink as he went down on me. I want to keep him
I'm ordering sushi and crying over finals. Come over and bring wine.
I don't remember anything but bad decisions last night
Now all I want to do is stay up, drink wine, and look at dragons.
It took me an hour to walk from my drive way to my front door... what the fuck was in that weed?
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