There is a girl getting fingered on my left, a middle aged drink man smoking a bong and two girls flashing the cameras in front of me. I'm in the middle trying to maintain my innocence.
just printed 333 ways to get kicked out of wal-mart. hello thursday night.
Judging by her face, I'd say she's at least dabbled with meth...
I'll report later on the progress of the mountain orgy
Currently emptying half-full wine bottles from fridge into my mouth and refilling with water for later. Drunk survivalist recycling!
I cant tell which is worse. That its only my third time doing laundry this year or that its the first time ive done it sober.
i accidentally sent all my draft messages..how do i do damage control for the multiple "fuck me now" type msgs sent at ten am?
people came up our fire escape and one had a cut on his leg and he was beautiful so i told him i was an emt and bandaged it with princess bandaids
we passed out in our seats at the game for about 3innings. I guess they showed it on the big screen. nap n rally!
Hahaha my philosophy professor just opened class with "I had a shitty weekend and I was at the bar until 815 this morning. So bear with me".
I just sang country roads at the top of my lungs with my cab driver. Tonight was a success.
I mean you would really have to try to not have fun at a party that doesn't require pants....
Just watched my first Christmas porn of the year. Def have the spirit now
omg how embarrassing to not hear the delivery person knocking because you're singing "where are you Pizza" to the tune of "where are you christmas" too loudly
That’s true love. If they recognize a chocolate mold of your anus.
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