if you force a hooker to have sex with you and dont pay her would it be rape or theft? something to ponder
Pretty sure I only gave out my other # though. You know, 777 777-7777
Hahaha. So was it a Freudian slip, or wishful thinking? ;)
Could be either seeing as you're in my phone as "3rd bar" and I couldn't pick you outta a line up.
apparently i'm not the first person wake up and realize she's ugly cuz i tore this house apart and there is no sign of my clothes
i just know my balls have never hurt this bad before
Skanksgiving break is awesome already... pilgrim and indian roleplay tonight.
I may also break bread with strippers. Because it is passover.
he was shitfaced drunk and couldn't walk but could still recite the top 10 in order from the first season of american idol. impressive
Don't worry we found her. Somehow she ended up on my roof with 2 bar stools
So I met my girlfriends dad last night. Or should I say I re-met that mall cop that had to tackle me.
All I could think when I saw it was, "All right, Vagina, only one of us is getting out of this alive."
The best of us have puked in our office garbage cans. I just hope yours wasn't the metal mesh kind...and bagless like mine. Rock n roll office manager.
I feel like I should treat myself every time I find out I'm not pregnant. Is there a pie company that delivers??
Our relationship is perfect
90% threatening to punch him in the dick 10% actual dickpunching
I really need to stop having sex.. I haven't been able to get a brush through the back of my hair for a good week and a half
There was puke outside of my classroom and lecture was half empty. Damn thirsty thursday is intense
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