OMFG I JUST SAW SOMEONE GIVING SOMEONE ELSE ROAD HEAD AND THEY HIT A POTHOLE. my day has been officially made.
Helping a hot freshman girl move in = 2 hours of my life One bottle of cheap vodkas = $10 Watching her do the walk a shame on her first morning away from home = Priceless
I feel like a combination of david goes to the dentist and drunkest guy ever goes for more beer
Did you know even strippers have to have GED's these days??
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Whiskey shot with bacon bits, our version of Goldschlager WE ARE TRYIN IT.
In hindsight, the torn ligament in my knee is probably the fault of the ginbucket and jager bombs starting at 3pm. I guess I'll stop blaming it on you.
If it looks really sketchy and smells like burnt pizza and pot you're in the right place
We're gona eat taco bell and then take exlax and see who can hold it in the longest. Loser has to pay for drinks all weekend. You in?
You know you come from good stock when you can have a family discussion about excuses to scam pain pills from the doctors
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Can I send you a picture of my penis? I feel like it looks really good right now and I need someone to share it with
hope your day is as exciting as mine- one of our trauma patients just stole an ambulance out of our bay... WITH AN EMT STILL IN IT.
The house across the street caught on fire today, Drunk people high centered their car tonight. Looking out my front window I get to watch police chases all the time. I am going to miss this place.
Walking into her house she felt something in her bra.... It was a used condom. Sadly enough this is not the first or last time it will happen. It's time for an intervention.
Just woke up beside some twink in a kilt.. how is your sunday going
Sadly my Summer of Cocks is coming to an end
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