Its like Laser Tag, but more fun because it ends in sex
I found out he doesn't have a facebook, twitter, or myspace. So, I'm going to actually go to his house to spy on him.
The fact that he is from Canada is way more embarrassing than the fact that you met him on match.com
I should start riding the bus again so I can drink all day
he definitely had sex before you were fully potty trained.
He had a 99.9% chance of getting laid...until he started cutting down the frat's volleyball nets with his pocket knife.
Oh you know, we just bobbed for apples in a bucket full of jungle juice. So, a casual Tuesday night.
Our foot and a bit height difference is kinda fun, except she's so tiny that after we ate burritos it looked like she was pregnant. I had a confusing bonner.
my vagina hasn't met your boyfriend yet ... makes me sad
for real. if he messaged me that i'd have made his penis cower in a corner.
I just fist bumped God in my head for last night. What a bro.
If I had a penis, I'd want to put it in you. And I'd treat you with respect and pay for your drinks.
We made out and he didn't grope me. I liked it. I felt like I was innocent again.
a guy just skateboarded past my window in a bunny suit while chased by a dog walker
Still fucking the ballerina?
She can put her legs behind her head.
Enough said
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