Done. Eyebrows are waxed, entire body shaved
I've had that scene from "Parenthood" where Rick Moranis' character is singing "Close To You" to his wife in classroom, stuck in my head all morning.
I guess my mind is just wondering whatever happened to Rick Mornais.
If God had a period, it would result in diet faygo redpop
so i walked in, looked up the stairs and all i saw was smashed pumpkin, tube socks, and marinara sauce
Is it just me, or does Colt McCoy look like Herbie the Dentist from "Rudolph the Red-nosed Reindeer"?
They told me I stole 50 buns and a bottle of mayo and would whisper in their ears to look under my shirt to see what was for breakfast... benefit of starting to drink at 9 am
he passed out at 11 at a party. he deserved to be stripped down an duct taped to the floor
Just stole a goat. Bringing it to your house to cock block. Blame the goat not me.
he definitely had sex before you were fully potty trained.
I like how he had to correct himself in stating that I was the fat one in the threesome.
Just found weed in an empty handle. Who knew Capitan Morgan was also a gardener?
Nothing says I'll be 22 tomorrow like washing the vomit out of your hair at 4pm
Will that be creepy to wake him up at midnight with my tongue all over his body??
Some guy just ordered at Cosmo and 2 screwdrivers in the sky club at 8:30 am. I'm starting to feel a lot better about my alcoholism
All I've done is masturbate and drink while being home from college.
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