what happens if a cat eats a birth control pill? i mean i don't care about the cat i really just don't want to get pregnant
We were playing flip cup on the nice dining room table. Losing team had to shamwow the table in between rounds
Peter invited his little brother to smoke with us and he is trying so hard to pretend he's done it before. When he saw the weed he was like "hell yeah!" and everyone got completely silent and just looked at him
You screamed at all of us and then showed us your sack. You're like the boyfriend of my dreams.
btw im making up a story about these stitches..... i think a hockey stick to the face sounds better then i fell up the stairs
I just helped a group of highschool stoners find a safe place to smoke I feel like a responsible rolemodel
Handicvap rails on the toilet atre soooooo fuckin handy right nmow.
If you value your immune system buddy, walk away from that one.
I need to see you idiots before I go back to school. But we shouldn't snort Crown Royal this time.
Stop leaving buckets of wine at my house.
I made a White Russian but saw how early it was and decided to substitute it for milk in my lucky charms. This is what it means to be an adult.
Ur here to start shit and I'm here to light that shit on fire
I'd like to thank Vicodin for getting me through family thanksgiving once again.
I'm doing my accounting homework with my vibrator. Guess whose numbers are balanced on the financial statement? This ladys!
I just had a legitimate orgy. Wearing glowsticks.
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