Do you think you have hit the lowest point in your life when you find yourself actually condisering watching the movie "Gigli"?
I hate ducks.
What?
they're sketch. like squirrels. squirrels are sketch as fuck.
Fist pumping is hard when country music is playing FYI but I am committed
good thing vaginas are great cup holders
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I just found out I was conceived in a rehab facility... that's better than finding out your dad could be someone else right?
If only guys knew how much awkward ass shaving goes into making sex this good...
We're attempting to get a tally of how may people puked last night...Please respond with your vomit status.
I'm lying topless with an eye infection at the foot of my bed with a dog between my legs. With disney in the background. Its one of those 3 am moments
For the record, it's NEVER ok to discuss my stripper-related injuries with my fiance.
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The teenager outdrank all of us. All. Of. Us. I woke up and she was getting everyone water and fruit snacks. I give up.
Ice cream and condoms, solid grocery store trip
Im quite confident that my struggle with sobriety ended last night sometime after dinner
Ohhh the usual. Laying in bed reflecting on my decisions
He told me he sees me like a sister then 10 mins later tried to make out with me.
so all I remember is hig-fiving the cop and then sprinting away. considering I'm not in jail, I count that as a win.
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