is it wrong that I prefer my women with low self esteem and a smidgen of an eating disorder?
I don't know where I am, but I'm drinkin & I like these people
they just tried to tell me they weren't big into drugs. A) it was the 70's. B) I've seen the pictures.
How the hell can the Olympic committee frown so much on weed and yet put on a show you would have to be high to actually enjoy?
Stop. He threw up in front of Madison Square Garden security. Spit at the guys feet and grunted ughhh at him.
I think throwing up in my her purse is probably why we broke up
Sleeping with two different guys who share a driveway is getting increasingly challenging to keep secret
He just asked me if I'd be interested in couples therapy. Fuck my life.
she's sitting there like the lesbian godfather. A cigarette in one hand and a titty in the other.
OMG I COULD FUCK HIM FOR POT, THIS CHANGES THE WHOLE GAME.
It kind if looked like a strap-on dressed up for Halloween.
Just whisper "I fucked your boyfriend" in her ear and be done with it.
YOU WAXED MY CAT YOU SICK FUCK
Its not something you can force it it just has to happen like a rainbow or pooping
test was negative. but nancy drew has yet to solve the case of the missing period.
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