Dude, she DOES look like she'd give good head. No bottom jaw, I checked.
she had a my little ponys comforter. i left when she went to the bathroom
I'm to the point in my high that every song eventually turns into Lady Gaga
She asked me to facebook all the girls I'd hooked up with. She started crying when I started my search with A.
She swallowed my jizz and then took a shot of jack daniels and said "chaser." This cant be real life.
he said that he wanted to outsmoke the rain, I don't know what that means but I'm gonna go help him
He was banging holes in the kitchen wall with pots. They tried to pull him away but only managed to pants him. He kept "drumming".
she trying to cartwheel up the stairs... not going so well
I feel like strippers are like dogs, the more you show you're terrified the faster they come at you.
the whole bar just wished me luck with my booty call tonight
So I am watching ghostbusters and I realized Rick moranis is basically in the friends zone than he turns into the key master bangs her and it leads to the end of the world...maybe there is a reason people are in the friend zone
"Being an adult" and "being happy" are two circles that do not overlap in my Venn diagram of life.
I'm to childless and to single to be asking myself why I'm so sticky
He just stopped in the middle of undressing for sex to dip his slice of pizza in ranch. I think I’m in love.
You better have a raging boner when I get to your house and it better be worth missing work in the morning.
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