he's 24. he finally texted me instead of using facebook chat. baby steps.
it doesn't count as moral degradation if you win the strip off -right?
I am watching the symphony and have decided that violin players probably give really good hand jobs.
I can't wait to get all this Makers out of my shoe.
Dude, smoked out of a pumpkin tonight. I like Halloween more now
I wonder if you can snort coke upside down
I had no where to run... The dumpster sounded like a good idea at the time
He probably smells like baby powder and sexual identity crisis.
He's hinting that I'm starting to be kicked out of their blunt rides, I can feel it.
I vaguely remember trying to exfoliate my face with your leg hair. Sorry about that.
oh god my hair smells like rotten vegetables, sweat, and tequila. I wanna party with your neighbors every night.
And the cops are back. At least my pants are on this time
Rain drop, shock top, drinking can't stop stop
Beard. Chest hair. Job.
The holy trinity.
He has a syndrome called asshole. And it flares up 24/7.
Randomize
