This is why I shouldn't be left alone with liquor and anticipation.
Remember in school when they told us our vag was made just the right size for our future husband? I must say I am enjoying trying to find that perfect fit.
Using your Catholic School education as an excuse for this? Why didn't I think of that?!
Word to the wise: do not smoke before going grocery shopping with only 12 bucks. So stressful.
Nope it's him. He's whispering to himself and buying asparagus.
It was also my first failed attempt at shower sex.
I have a music final in an hour so I put all the classical songs we need to know in a shower power hour playlist, beer included.
Did you really just text me at 6:35 in the morning asking where the condoms were? I moved out a year ago.
Just so you know you don't have to worry about me picking up any guys tonight. The Hilton is hosting guests from the North American Gay Volleyball Association and the Comic Palooza
Jailed a totally belligerent hot guy. That was probably my most thorough pat down. Ever.
Tried to land my foot on his shoulder and kicked him in the face. Then I fell into a homeless man's bike and posed with a buffalo head. How was your night?
I just had some kinky fun in the back seat of my car behind a Ralph's in south county. How's your thanksgiving eve?
Spending the night with him made me realize that stupid people both irritate and fascinate me, so I'd say it equaled itself out.
He's completely obsessed with his ex but gives phenomenal head. So overall, yeah, good first date.
How do I let my trainer know I'm only at the gym so I can get in more intense sex positions?
You said you're gonna end your night with a six pack and awful erotica
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