i think he might wanna be bffs again, but idk cause we're friends again but we haven't been bff since like a year. i don't know what to think...
wow. what a nail bitter. i need popcorn for this. brb
Its like the long john silvers of colleges, I wouldnt even go there to use the bathroom
I guess I should mention that I have already fucked the Fed Ex guy.
That changes everything.
yes he's amazing in bed. he made me like, black out. everything went black it was weird. so yes, i'd fuck him again. plus, he has every season of buffy on dvd
Nope it's him. He's whispering to himself and buying asparagus.
i think i'd rather have a trophy of a like jizz stained curtain or something
disregard all texts ive sent you minus taco motherfucking bell
Well no need to be a stranger, even if you aren't interested in joining my bisexual polygamist marriage. New city, new friends.
I have a challenge for you: find out where you are. you will receive Taco Bell if you succeed
You said you wanted to wrap his dick in a tortilla and make a spicy burrito. Let me just say, most girls don't have this hard of a time getting laid.
FUCK the WHO, FUCK cancer, I'm gonna eat fucking bacon.
She just. Cock slapped me. With string cheese.
The lady at the liquor store in my hometown just gave ran around the corner and gave me a hug when I came back from being gone for a couple months. My life is complete.
I definitely almost just pulled a condom out of my purse instead of money for my dad.
He told me he would make me come so hard I would throw up. I'm actually horrified that he thinks that's something any person would want
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