; Think of how many worthless people would b non existant if there was no liquor so their parents never hooked up
There is a new fb quiz: "are you at ypical woman, future ex or from crazy town" - should i take it?
Aren't all three of those the same though?
his personality makes his face look like an asshole.
"Party in the USA" was played at church youth group last night. It was like everything I enjoy hating was aligning against me.
your dad just showed up on the golfcart with a keg. i. love. our. neighborhood.
He graduated with honors. I've seen him kneeboard on dry ground and run a razor scooter into a wall...anyone can graduate with honors
I will miss his soup and his dick the most
Dude, I think someone on your skype account may have seen me beat off. I used your computer and didnt realize you were still signed in. Please tell me no one was on...
I was just told that i'm a premature cuddler. . . What does that even mean?
Whatever it is you failed
I know I don't have feelings for him because I feel completely ashamed every time after we have sex
oh I'm washing fake blood out of my bra.
I NEED to hang out with you more
for not the first time in my life, my clothes are covered in piss and i'm standing in line waiting to buy pedialyte at a convenience store
Is there evidence of another human being getting away with this/ not dying?
I was masturbating and a roofer walked past my bedroom window.
My boyfriend's mom is the manager of Wendy's. The same one I took a pregnancy test in.
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