don't get me wrong, i like my boss a lot, but not enough to not bang his daughter
sometimes i really wish you were a nugget.
I don't care how bad it tastes, i just put it in my mouth and deal with it
the coke olympics were a bad idea. there's a tree uprooted in the front of my building.
hey, when you wake up, search yourself on youtube
my sister already found it, were watching it right now. i give it 2 thumbs up.
Writing a love song to planned parenthood. what rhymes with "don't have AIDS"
so how does soaking flintstones gummy vitamins in vodka not make perfect sense
I won't apologize to a one balled man
Going through Bojangles drive thru chanting "KFC" hammered at 8:00 was the highlight.
You told me to keep you from drinking, but we both know I'm not that kind of friend.
I'm gay. Congratulations to whoever had January 2014 in their pool.
I think someone cast a spell on the lazy stoner rich boy stereotype and it came to life and called me.
Philosophical question for you: is it better to go into work slightly drunk or slightly coked out?
just so it's not awkward when you get here, you and my dog have the same name.
Hahaha nice
I know... It's stupid... It's like, I have sex with his brother and bestfriend ONE time....
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