idk, it's all black and i hear low talking...
dude, i think you're in initiation!
shit. that's not good.
you would pick up someone in the library
Sam from lord of the rings is 10 yards away from me, i am creaming myself.
unlike you, ive never imagined darth vader masturbating
apparently i found nail polish and started playing a game i made up called "paint a nail, do a shot"
Maybe not, but you have to admit watching him get hit by the car was gratifying
He better not be in your backpack
Waiting to interview and found a beer in my purse from last night
I just gave her a sobriety test in the middle of the baking aisle.
And the results, officer?
She's fucked.
Idk what the interview would be like but I imagine you in a suit and tie surveying a nervous freshman and eventually leading him into a labyrinth of debauchery and clapping him on the back, saying "welcome to the fraternity, son"
I feel like you can't break up with someone on 420. It's against stoner code
But seriously I might need help getting spray paint off of my body.... But don't worry about the penis I scrubbed him already
I think I sent pictures of my boobs to an Olympic athlete...
I dont know. He's too private. After you fuck him find out his secrets.
She made kool-aid with tequila instead of water and rolled a blunt about the size of an Oscar Mayer hot dog. Best blind date I've ever had. I think I will love her tell my dieing day!
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