my mom walked in on my vaccuming.......i wasnt vaccumming
no one is going to fuck you in a field of bunnies
Taking a shot for every status related to the patriots losing. Hello hospital.
Just saw a porn entitled "Nad Biter". Redheads are now forever out of the picture.
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The straight man in me wants to hit on her. But the gay man in me wants to compliment her on her awesome outfit.
you were telling us about the time you had sex in an alley and he stopped, looked up and said 'it was a cul-de-sac' and went right back to what he was doing.
I feel like if tampons weren't meant to be microwaved, they'd have a warning on the box, so we should be okay...
You know the cave of wonders in Aladdin? That's how I feel about his apartment. Except with blow and other treasures.
I'm not sure we can use safewords tho. She smokes so much she had to keep asking what the safewords was. Bondage and bongs don't mix
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He was so drunk and proud of his 6-month-gym-results he actually made me touch his whole naked body.
When you trip so hard that you can see your friends thoughts through their pupils.
Thank god for Taco Bell keeping you out of jail
sorry bout the carpet, but you DID call it "blackout punch" not "don't vom on my floor punch"
I just saw a woman give her infant whiskey tits. About ten minutes ago she was doing shots, and now she's breast feeding. Whiskey. Tits.
I just had a legitimate orgy. Wearing glowsticks.
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