Dude, don't freak out but the girl who stuck the hair brush in her ass is here. I can't look her in the eye!!
I went for the touchdown every play, and I think I ended up with herpes.
If Andre Agassi did Crystal Meth, what was John McEnroe doing?
The theme is smores and alcohol. Dress appropriately.
She climbed through the window and into my bed. Not even sure who she is. Was thinking she might be a friend of yours?
Do you think royal wedding drunk calls for wine or tequila?
If you get me so fucked up I can't use the microwave , I'm going to be so mad at you
Dont tell her I prefer to have an aura of mystique surronding me and my penis.
What do you need? A swimsuit and a liver of steel? What else?
So did he inherit the massive family cock?
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Dude I woke up and he was pissing in the corner on his clothes... I called his name an he replied " I got this" and continued.
Dude we gotta go back to your cabin. left glenn. he's calling me crying and still drunk
omg so there's this guy on the roof and he just stripped for no reason and now i think he's making out on the rooftop with some other guy? who are these people
It's gonna be me and some oreos tonight. Basically like sex
I got there and she was on her balcony drinking out of a bottle of vodka and smoking a cigar.
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