Why the hell does jager make you get to the point of having to army crawl around cause you cant feel your legs and scream jaga bombs when puking??
about to try to wax my asshole... wish me luck
you pissed in a zip-loc bag and wanted 60 dollars for it
I woke up to him eating cereal out of my viking helmet with a shot glass. No idea where he got the milk.
Then you can skip the embarrassing can I date your ex since you're a lesbian now conversation
I just picked up my chili cheese fries off the ground ate them, and then licked up the cheese that was still on the concrete. Thank you Jagerbombs
Alright, my brain isn't sure how to properly function on a Wednesday with no hangover and more than 3 hours of sleep.
Lol. No. We cannot eat chicken while we have sex. No.
$200 on plane. $110 on train. $5 per drink on plane. $15 per case on train. Plane 1 hour flight. Train 9 hour excursion. Hmmmmm.
I guess crabs is what I get for sleeping with my ex.
Dude walks in wearing jean shorts and a graphic tshirt and goes home with an attractive female. EXPLAIN YOURSELF UNIVERSE.
I think we need to stage a munchie intervention for Ben. I just watched him use a tortilla as a potholder to dump water out of his ramen.
either he just commented on my nose ring or he's offering me cocaine, I honestly can't tell
FUCK WHALES
He’s 21. The president of his frat. I’m 28 and have a career!
Do it. It’s a noble position.
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