Pride was great cause we really can now appreciate how far we've come as gay people!
Doll, if you're still fucking strangers behind the WeHo Sonic while high on E then we've come as far as 2003...
bathroom sex at kohls isnt as trashy as it seems
S and I had anal without a condom because I'm on my rag but he didn't finish. Should I still take Plan B?
Every day I regret the life decisions that led me to bank management and NOT being a coke addicted stripper. Every. Single. Day.
FYI the landlord called, said we need to clean the puke off the side of the house...was someone on the roof lastnight??
i just remember pinky promising you guys to take care of him.
Lightning struck the tree right outside of her window as I came inside her. I think its God's way of saying go by plan b.
I will be sticking my dick in something this weekend. You can either be that something or not. Your decision.
Rather than admit to myself he's hooking up with her right now, I choose to believe that he's not responding because he's masturbating to my picture, distraught over his poor choice, and trying to forget about the one that got away with a heavy dose of meth.
At least I look tastefully trashed. My nipples are hidden and I'm standing up.
I'm drinking with a guy who is a bigger asshole than me. We started a contest.
I may or may not already be in your hot tub when you get home. I have a key to your house and no shame.
He danced with some other girls and you started yelling "I can't believe I wasted half my Chili's gift card on you" at him
Hooray! My email address wasn't leaked by Ashley Madison!
I will chop off your penis
I told the cop I was late for a booty call. He still gave me a ticket but he wrote his number on it
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