Totally smoking with fifteen year olds.
I just cut my nipple shaving
Coming down off exstacy at a church event. Resisting the urge to dance to the church hymns.
9 am. shotgunning while conditioning my hair. i love college football season.
I had a new years resolution not to be a whore anymore, but I think I'm gonna wait till 2011
I didnt realize how badly my legs were scratched up from power-fucking him in the bushes until kate dumped a bottle of vodka on me. that shit burnedddd
I spent a lot of time in their kitchen cause I was convinced that the living room was gonna fall... Sorry for not warning you about that.
I'd just like to formally thank you for the size of your dick. The gods must really love you.
I don't think tits should taste like fish.
This is not a drill. I need a cape. And a tuxedo. Simultaneously. Repeat. NOT. A. DRILL....
It was a good hour of moans, penis compliments, smacks, and what sounded like someone running in flip flops
Should I apologize for the loud sex I had in his living room? Because I'm not going to.
Definitely not.
2016 was supposed to be my year of being a ho, but I guess 2017 might be too.
hey can you send me that pic of that dude?...if this isn't Rochelle's phone...can you please find and tell Rochelle to send me that picture of that dude?
If u could sum last night up in one word?
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