Five things that make you perfect. Go.
The skin of a dead hooker. The blood of the innocent. The soul of a kitten. The hat from cat in the hat. And sunglasses.
so as we were driving to pick up my grandma from old navy she procedes to yell into our open window.. "I'll make ya holla fo a dolla" umm...
my phone calendar just alerted me that it's "weed time" in 15 minutes. do not remember setting that alert last night...
At one point I was double fisting both beer & ice cream. I love public events in this town.
That sucks. I just talked to a telemarketer for 15 minutes about CSI: Miami and weed.
I've been meaning to ask you. The first night in the city did we do key bumps with a suicidal homeless man? My memory is fuzzy
Tim said I dropped my taco in a puddle and still ate it.
the condom is still stuck, that's what I get for being responsible
That's what he gets for shittin at the strip club. Who does that??
Watching this game makes me realize that we have yet to do Skype shots. What kind of long distance alcoholics are we?
I just wanted a bootycall and now somehow I'm at his parents playing dominoes. But they have tequila so it's cool
If there was a gecko involved in your BDSM I'm gonna have to request that not happen when we live together ;)
does anyone know where bryan is?
last i saw he was naked, and crying in the bathroom because there was no more booze.
I felt the need to set off fireworks in the living room while they were having sex upstairs. Yes, they quieted down.
You ever have a fart follow you around?
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