Do ugly people know they are ugly?
The quiet ones do.
Anyone ask you how much a bj cost yet? That shirt is so whorish
I want to dip my vagina in sugar. Not only will it be sweet, but it will have a nice sparkle.
i kept drunkenly begging people i met to be in my facebook mafia
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Turned the water balloon filler into a jungle juice fire extinguisher. Please call me tomorrow afternoon and make sure that i'm still alive.
You were hugging the toilet and shouting "don't let fatty eat me" through the closed door.
I walked down to the adult beverage store and got two bottles of jim beam and s shooter of crwon black label because we didn't have any Tylenol
Fuck that must be a crazy sunburn.
We've been here for ten minutes. She told me I wasn't "Irish enough", licked my tits, and then sprinkled green glitter on them.
I love shooting for the middle. Those girls never wake up well.
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I don't think she can come out, she went too hard in the Intro to Theater Drinking Game at 2:30
Yeah that doesn't involve enough booze, count me out
I would rather suck a dick or two than go there
Pretty sure the delivery guy saw me taking a shit this morning
Dude. So. Much. Sex. Find a girl in her 30s. Now.
I don't know, all I remember is waking up at 4 in the morning to him going down on me.
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