I'm pretty hammered, I'll elaborate tomorrow
I think she would actually eat a penis if anyone was brave enough to let one near her mouth
I am too pretty for them to be this angry at me.
There's a Cowboys game and a Rangers game on at the same time...talk about Sophie's choice
Just walk through the Honors dorm on a Saturday night. You'll feel better about yourself.
He showed up to fuck me at the same time the pizza guy did. It was like everything I needed just showed up at my stoop.
well apperantly i passed out on the stairs shouting "victory".
For your information i will be shotgunning whiskey on may 21st.
I tried to show my boob for free volcano tacos at taco bell last night. Not boobs. Just boob. The manager wasn't allowing it.
Thats gotta be it. Also just found out that the fireworks will fit in the airsoft pistols...we are all gonna die
I just want brownies and waffles and someone to lick my tits
Woke up in time for my 8:15
Good for you I'm impressed
I realized 10 minutes in it was a class from last semester
It's seriously like a finger. But it's a cock. I don't know what to do. I feel like I fuck him to be polite.
My roommate just walked in on him eating me out ..happy finals week right?
I have to stop at Sheetz to put my bra back on before I meet you hold on
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